whY aRe tHErE oNLY thIrTy-oNe fLAvOrs? whEn i ASkEd tHE guY aT ThE coUNTeR hE toLd mE A sEcreT. i cAN't tElL yOu wHat HE sAid, BuT i cAn saY tHAt thE PhONeS wiLL alL riNG tOMoRroW aT tHreE aNd onE QUartEr. WhY iS tHErE nO woRd fOR thE wAY KiCks FEEL inSIDe? TiME smELlS jUsT lIKE cYPreSs. WHerE diD tHE grAsS diSSaPeAr tO? wiLL sOmEoNE hElP me LOCaTe alL oF tHeM? pLeAsE?